when she say she got snacks
🌭
and it's just one (1) hotdog
#tubepilled#dogcore
me: i'm cutting back on processed meat
🍗🍗🍗🍗
also me at 2am:
#nuggmaxxing#sigma
pov: you ask the sausage
🌭❓
"is it meat?" sausage: "depends. emotionally?"
#sausagephilosophy
chicken nugget shaped like ohio
🍗→🗺️
$48,000 on ebay. true story. (it's not)
#ohionug#rizz
they said hotdogs aren't sandwiches
🌭⚖️
they were right but also shut up
#discourse
my doctor: limit the nuggets
🍗🚫➡️🍗💪
my goblin brain: counter offer — more nuggets
#goblinmode#nuggsupremacy
sausage walks into a bar
🌭🚪🍺
bartender: "we don't serve food here." sausage: "based"
#bardog
the dipping sauce trinity
🍗 + 🟡🔴🟤
honey mustard / bbq / ranch — pick your fighter
#sauceboss#tierlist
hotdog water
🌭💧
it's a tea actually. it's sausage broth. it's culture.
#delicacy
nugget shaped like a dinosaur
🦖=🍗
technically accurate. checkmate vegans.
#science#dino
bro really said
🌭+🌭=🥖?
"two hotdogs make a sub" he is not okay
#math
10 piece nugget
🍗×10
bag has 9. you tell no one. you accept.
#fanumtax#cope
hamster sees the hotdog
🐹👀🌭
"that used to be somebody"
#scaredhammy#trauma
me explaining the nuggets
😤➡️🐹
hamster: 🥺👁️👄👁️ please i am just a guy
#hammycore#tinyguy
pov: the hamster opens the fridge
🐹🚪➡️🌭🌭🌭🍗🍗
he was not ready. he will never recover.
#hamstercore
scared hamster starter pack
🐹💧👁️
tiny hands • big eyes • full panic • zero context
#starterpack#vibes
the trinity
🌭🍗🐹
tube. nug. tiny scared man. that's the whole bit.
#trinity#lore